"Incredible."

"Not complicated enough."

"Perfect amount of jest!"

"I hope the wedding won't be as bad as this website."

"One of the activities should be trying to draw you two better than on the site. It'll be impossible."

"I don't understand what I am reviewing."

"I think it's great too."

"Made me feel dirty for being 'normal'."

"Amazing!"

"I could have done better."

"Freaking perfect."

"Functional."

"I'm in awe that it's not a website where I can buy cool products."

"Too many colors, not enough dogs."

"Just got shot of the COVID vaccine on Thursday so I'll be ready to get weird!!"

"Really encouraged me to be intentional with my inner weirdness."

"I'm really old and may need suggestions for appropriate weirdness."

"Changed my whole life."

"Looking forward to the weirdness."

"I am literally frightened."

"The Golden Ticket. A Ten. A Grand Slam HR."

"Fine."

"It's truly a work of performance art...super impressive but also strange beyond measure"

"More than I expected or desired."

"LET'S GET FRICKIN WEIRD!!"